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The Five Second Rule

Imagined byDutchy

FromGhost Safari

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I bought that sandwich. That was my sandwich. I have the receipt. You have been eating my yogurt, Gordo's leftovers, and whatever that thing was in the green container for three days straight. I saw it first. That's just how it works. That is the rule. I don't make the rules. This is exactly why civilization collapsed. It's still good. Gordo, that was on the floor

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