Ghost Safari
The Heatmiser
S1 E1 · 7 min 14 sec
When Ghost Safari investigates an abandoned bathhouse plagued by nightly moans, Jack Saggins and Gordon discover something stranger than a ghost: the building is sweltering—and a pristine green towel is waiting in an ancient locker. When a ghostly attendant demands the towel back, they realize he’s trapped in a memory he can’t let go of. Now they have to solve the mystery before the bathhouse claims another permanent resident. Meanwhile, Dutchmiller is stuck at headquarters. Which is its own kind of haunting.
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Season 1
Created byDutchy
Ghost Safari follows a pair of wisecracking paranormal investigators who travel to some of the strangest, most haunted places imaginable in search of proof that the supernatural is real. From abandoned hotels and forgotten asylums to cursed landmarks, haunted roadside attractions, and places that probably should have stayed locked up, Jack Saggins and Gordon investigate the unexplained with equal parts curiosity, skepticism, and terrible judgment. Back at headquarters, Janine Stiglitz keeps the operation running from the van—digging through old records, researching local legends, and occasionally calling the guys with information that would have been extremely useful before they entered the haunted building. Dutchmiller, the team’s mysterious money man keeps the whole enterprise afloat, financing through somewhat questionable schemes. Armed with questionable equipment, outdated maps, and a complete disregard for sensible exit strategies, the team confronts restless spirits, bizarre phenomena, and the occasional thing that absolutely does not want to be found. Part paranormal investigation. Part road trip. Part very bad idea. This is GHOST SAFARI.
Episodes
7 min 14 secS1 · E1
The Heatmiser
When Ghost Safari investigates an abandoned bathhouse plagued by nightly moans, Jack Saggins and Gordon discover something stranger than a ghost: the building is sweltering—and a pristine green towel is waiting in an ancient locker. When a ghostly attendant demands the towel back, they realize he’s trapped in a memory he can’t let go of. Now they have to solve the mystery before the bathhouse claims another permanent resident. Meanwhile, Dutchmiller is stuck at headquarters. Which is its own kind of haunting.
4 min 34 secS1 · E2
The 13th Door - Part One
When Jack and Gordon discover a mysterious door between Rooms 12 and 14, they find that what looks like an architectural mistake may be something far stranger. As the motel begins revealing impossible spaces and unsettling clues, the team realizes Room 13 may not be missing at all. It’s just somewhere else.
3 min 25 secS1 · E3
The 13th Door - Part Two
Jack follows Clara back to her isolated farmhouse, determined to understand why the young girl remains there despite her parents having vanished. Inside the strange 1840s home, Clara reveals more about her family—and Jack begins to realize that whatever is keeping her there may be far more sinister than a simple haunting. Meanwhile, Gordon strikes up an unlikely friendship with a bizarre paranormal travel agent who seems to know far too much about the supernatural—and perhaps about Jack’s investigation. Back at the investigation, Janine uncovers a disturbing truth about Clara, her home, and the mysterious Room 13. What she discovers suggests that Jack may not be investigating a haunting at all… but something that has been waiting for him to arrive.
3 min 3 secS1 · E4
The 13th Door - Part Three
Jack is determined to break Malrik’s curse and finally free Clara—but he can’t do it alone\. With the curse stretching beyond the boundaries of time itself, Jack turns to the one person who might have the answers: Gordo.
3 minS1 · E5
Missed Connections - Part One
Jack, Janine, and Gordo head into the middle of nowhere to investigate a lonely roadside café with a strange nightly tradition. Every night at exactly 2:00 AM, the same mysterious customer walks through the door, orders the same coffee, and sits at the same booth. There’s just one problem: the customer has been dead for years. As the team digs into the café’s history, they discover that this isn’t simply a haunting—it’s a routine that something on the other side desperately wants to keep repeating. And when Jack realizes the ghost may be waiting for someone who never showed up, the investigation takes a much stranger turn. Some missed connections are impossible to reconnect. Others refuse to stay dead.
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