Community Transhit

Public Meeting

S1 E3 · 2 min 48 sec

Community Transit faces the ultimate disaster: letting the public speak. To survive three minutes of taxpayer feedback, leadership scrambles to rig the clock, reroute transit lines away from headquarters, and invent security emergencies using drawings of flaming buses.

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Transcript

Three minutes? Per person. Does Dee know that? [chuckles] She approved the agenda. Rachel? Three minutes. Yep. Each. Yep. Do we have a smaller timer? This one? [upbeat music] Zoom reaches capacity at 1:00. Every bus in the county detours away from the building. Is detours one word? Yes. Perfect. I'll take these to legal at 3:00. They had some ideas for Thursday. I wrote them all down. What were they? Oh, I don't read them. I just carry them. [chimes] 3:00. [chuckles] Okay. Zoom reaches capacity immediately before he joins. No. Selective audio failure? No. We're making great progress. [chuckles] Comments due 24 hours in advance, question mark. No. Comments due last year, question mark. No. Hmm. What? That's all it says. Hmm. What does fire alarm mean? It has a star. Why does it have a star? I think stars are good? Jesus. I was asked to review options for managing public comment. One of the options just says fire alarm with a star. What does the star mean? God, no. [chimes] Last one, security concern. Mike decides. Based on what? There's a drawing. I think it's a bus. No. No, it's definitely a bus. Legal reviewed everything. She crossed out all of them. All of them? Every one. So we're done. Any notes on the Wi-Fi? Underlined twice, Mike. I think she likes it. What's that? Ethernet cable. I know what it is. Why do you have it? Jessica said no Wi-Fi. [chimes]

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