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The Hostile Croissant

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FromOh Canada: The Dominion Motor Lodge

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That croissant is a hostile act. Doug bought it at a gas station. Then why is it shaped like it's laughing at me? [sighs] Could you have your breakdown after I eat? Breakfast is suspended until Europe apologizes. [door slams]

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